The Weird Suicidal-Sissy Man
Just for a case study:
There is (or was? maybe he's dead now?) a strange guy. And what makes him strange is bcoz he's quite tall. I'd say around 6'0'' or 6'1". He is skinny, with a pony tail on the back of his hair. He has beards and moustaches on his face, wears a tight jeans btw.. hahaa... but,... he acts like a woman!
Not really act like a woman, as you'd see gays (the bitches) do. But he's so sensitive that i'd say he's more sissy than a woman!.... hahhahhahhaa
He had (or maybe have) this crush on an-also-weird woman (we'll discuss abt her next episode), but dunno what happened, he just couldn't manage to get this girl to be his girlfriend (well, maybe he should, then they would be the weirdest couple and they should have weird childrens, and live on an island by themselves and create a new weirdo colony.. hahahhaha.. this is a joke i hv with my friends btw). Well anyway, he's so possesive and strangely over-attached to this girl, that if something happened, if they have a quarrel, then he would go 'ngambek' and cause uneasiness to all his surroundings.
When the girl (drunk) wanted me to accompany her to the bathroom (in a club somewhere in Kemang few mths ago), and pulled my hand, this guy suddenly tapped me in the back.
He said,"take a good care of her!"..
I was drunk,.. but dude, 'pliss deh'! I could still see how pathetic you were!.. What?? couldnt get her? well that's ur problem!.. and u wanna act like her 'best friend' all this time????.. ohhh mannn.. that is just what all those sissy men do! make your 'gebetan' your best friend!.. well dont!..
siissy.... sissyy... sissy... hahahahha!!..
another time, i was gonna take this girl for dinner,.. and suddenly he seemed to be very very jealous, and got really 'ngambek' once again. This girl then felt uneasy, thinking what could make her 'best friend' mad at her?.. And I was so sick (of them) that after that event I didn't want to have anything to do with those two weirdos. but no.. this girl's episode will come next.. so this time, it's abt this pathetic guy first!..
What's worse.. a few weeks later, this guy started to terrorise my friend (another girl). He said he is all fucked up and he wanted to die. The day after he sent another text to my friends saying he was ready if he should die tomorrow... hahahhaha..
It's just too bad, my friend was thinking of replying the text with the following, but decided not to: "Alhamdulillah, we as human should always be prepared!".. hahhahah
oohhhh shitt... this guy was just the freakiest and weirdest guy i've ever met. Later on, he became clingy to this friend of mine..(he used to like her as well).. ohh ohhhh./.. so weiirrrdddddd.. and so girlyyyy!!
There is (or was? maybe he's dead now?) a strange guy. And what makes him strange is bcoz he's quite tall. I'd say around 6'0'' or 6'1". He is skinny, with a pony tail on the back of his hair. He has beards and moustaches on his face, wears a tight jeans btw.. hahaa... but,... he acts like a woman!
Not really act like a woman, as you'd see gays (the bitches) do. But he's so sensitive that i'd say he's more sissy than a woman!.... hahhahhahhaa
He had (or maybe have) this crush on an-also-weird woman (we'll discuss abt her next episode), but dunno what happened, he just couldn't manage to get this girl to be his girlfriend (well, maybe he should, then they would be the weirdest couple and they should have weird childrens, and live on an island by themselves and create a new weirdo colony.. hahahhaha.. this is a joke i hv with my friends btw). Well anyway, he's so possesive and strangely over-attached to this girl, that if something happened, if they have a quarrel, then he would go 'ngambek' and cause uneasiness to all his surroundings.
When the girl (drunk) wanted me to accompany her to the bathroom (in a club somewhere in Kemang few mths ago), and pulled my hand, this guy suddenly tapped me in the back.
He said,"take a good care of her!"..
I was drunk,.. but dude, 'pliss deh'! I could still see how pathetic you were!.. What?? couldnt get her? well that's ur problem!.. and u wanna act like her 'best friend' all this time????.. ohhh mannn.. that is just what all those sissy men do! make your 'gebetan' your best friend!.. well dont!..
siissy.... sissyy... sissy... hahahahha!!..
another time, i was gonna take this girl for dinner,.. and suddenly he seemed to be very very jealous, and got really 'ngambek' once again. This girl then felt uneasy, thinking what could make her 'best friend' mad at her?.. And I was so sick (of them) that after that event I didn't want to have anything to do with those two weirdos. but no.. this girl's episode will come next.. so this time, it's abt this pathetic guy first!..
What's worse.. a few weeks later, this guy started to terrorise my friend (another girl). He said he is all fucked up and he wanted to die. The day after he sent another text to my friends saying he was ready if he should die tomorrow... hahahhaha..
It's just too bad, my friend was thinking of replying the text with the following, but decided not to: "Alhamdulillah, we as human should always be prepared!".. hahhahah
oohhhh shitt... this guy was just the freakiest and weirdest guy i've ever met. Later on, he became clingy to this friend of mine..(he used to like her as well).. ohh ohhhh./.. so weiirrrdddddd.. and so girlyyyy!!
Damn... i'm having trouble describing the events in words!...
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Well, what this guy represent is a person, a man, who is basically a loser!.. or maybe he's not a man?.. hahahha
-He couldn't get women to be his girlfriends, so he made them his 'best friends'. this is just what losers do.
-He's always jealous when the girl went out with a guy, and he always go 'ngambek' sendiri. hahahhaha.. loserr !!.. hahhahaha
-He has a destructive mood that can kill the fun mood whenever all the guys r hangin out.
it's like he has this big signboard with blinking lamps on his forehead, saying "NO FUN!"
hahhahahhahahhaha...
-He exaggerates alot. saying he's ready to die and all. pliss deh.. life is just so worthy, that u'd be a total freak to mention 'wanting to die' to get people's sympathy. U wanna be suicidal?.. well then what r u doin here? go ahead and die!.. it'd be much better for others!.. hahahha
ahhhh enough!.. can't say anymore!..
well if u think u r like him.. then don;t do it!.. if you can;t get your women, don't make them your best friends! (unless u can really stop hoping alias 'ngarep').. mood disorder and big exaggeration are just fatal mistakes which make u even more pathetic and even more like losers!! Cz friends don;t like it (that's why u don't have friends, i guess.. hahhaha)
loserr ..loser.. loseeerr..!! freak freak freaaaakk!!!.. hahhahahhah
weirdoooooooooo..
have u seen similar cases? i bet u have. cz i'm sure there are quite a lot of ppl like this guy i picked on. ________________________________________________________________________
Well, what this guy represent is a person, a man, who is basically a loser!.. or maybe he's not a man?.. hahahha
-He couldn't get women to be his girlfriends, so he made them his 'best friends'. this is just what losers do.
-He's always jealous when the girl went out with a guy, and he always go 'ngambek' sendiri. hahahhaha.. loserr !!.. hahhahaha
-He has a destructive mood that can kill the fun mood whenever all the guys r hangin out.
it's like he has this big signboard with blinking lamps on his forehead, saying "NO FUN!"
hahhahahhahahhaha...
-He exaggerates alot. saying he's ready to die and all. pliss deh.. life is just so worthy, that u'd be a total freak to mention 'wanting to die' to get people's sympathy. U wanna be suicidal?.. well then what r u doin here? go ahead and die!.. it'd be much better for others!.. hahahha
ahhhh enough!.. can't say anymore!..
well if u think u r like him.. then don;t do it!.. if you can;t get your women, don't make them your best friends! (unless u can really stop hoping alias 'ngarep').. mood disorder and big exaggeration are just fatal mistakes which make u even more pathetic and even more like losers!! Cz friends don;t like it (that's why u don't have friends, i guess.. hahhaha)
loserr ..loser.. loseeerr..!! freak freak freaaaakk!!!.. hahhahahhah
weirdoooooooooo..
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